Pardon the Pun, but She Sucks at It
My girlfriend sucks at fellatio. She has to be the worst fellator to ever walk the face of this Earth. It's not that her mouth is too small, that her teeth get in the way, or that I'm too big (although I'm of a decent size. I just wanted you to know that). It's her technique and, worst of all, her spirit. She's just not feeling it. Maybe I've be...
Friends with Benefits - Quick Education
Need a little loving? That’s what friends are for. You Will Need Partner Desire for casual sex Lack of emotion Ground rules Self-knowledge Protection Step 1: Pick a partner Choose a partner who shares your desire for sex that’s completely devoid of emotion. Consider an acquaintance who isn’t part of your...
It's Been Long Enough...Game On!
After a rough break-up or divorce, it’s not easy to get back in the game, so you may need some help. You Will Need * The ability to handle rejection * Memberships in various clubs * Free time * An online dating service (optional) Step 1: Determine that you're ready Figure out if you’re ready to date again. If you ca...
What's Money Got to Do With It?
You think your life sucks compared to those of celebrities? You think money and fame can solve all your problems, even the marital ones? Guess again. Celebs are as miserable as the rest of us, and the common denominator is often marital status, or rather, the status of marriage. From Tiger and Elan to Sandra and Jesse, proof that money can't buy m...
Legal Before Love
Since a prenuptial agreement makes you talk about the tough stuff – like who gets what and when – it can really benefit brides- and grooms-to-be. You Will Need * Patience * Two lawyers * Money * Notary public * Mediator (optional) (optional) Step 1: Know why you're doing it Discuss your motives for a prenup wit...
Seven Ways to Keep the Pizzazz in a Long Term Relationship
Everyone talks about the seven year itch. There seems to be an unwritten rule that when you're in a long term relationship, it loses some pizzazz after a while. But does it have to be that way? While it's true that settling down, having a family and taking on responsibilities might sometimes get in the way of spontaneity, your relationship only h...
Top 5: Ways to Rekindle the Relationship
Thing gets stale: bread, potato chips, relationships . . . Thing gets flat: beer, soda, relationships . . . Unlike the other things, however, relationships can be freshened. Relationships can be renewed. The fire of romance enjoyed by a couple in the beginning of a courtship can be rekindled. The rekindling of love can happen in many ways, ...
The Red Flag Essays: Too Many Friends, Too Many Problems
Listen up, Ladies! It's hard to make friends, especially when you're older. A teacher I had in high school once told me that people really only have one or two real friends their entire lives. At the time, I found that hard to believe, and still don't completely buy into such a small number of people, but I'm starting to get it. People who are tru...
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